

Today is Monday. That means it is Slow Day. Mom calls it my Fast Day, but believe me, there is nothing fast about it. I don’t get to eat anything until supper time. I’m just going to chew my bully horn and look pitiful until then. And dream about what I will get for supper.
We had two grooms scheduled for 11:00 this morning. Then, at 9:00 another lady with two dogs texted to say she was on her way. Mom had forgotten to write it down! She had to hurry and push the 11:00 grooms back to noon. I have shown you pictures of them before when they were here. Laila is on the left.
This time, there was a surprise when the lady showed up with Laila and Louis. Laila looked like this, but that wasn’t the surprise.

Now she looks like this! Notice anything? I mean, besides Mom shaved her and she’s still happy?

Yep, she got knocked up. Where’d I hear that kind of language, Mom? Well…I don’t know…how about, she is in a delicate condition? Just say she is going to have puppies? OK. Laila is going to have puppies and the blessed event should happen on September 6. He, he.
Here’s the culprit, er, guy who, er, the Daddy:

I sure hope they know what they are in for!
Love and wiggles, Lucy
Hi Dennis. Mom never lets me watch Game of Thrones, but I bet you are right! ~Lucy
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hello lucy its dennis the vizsla dog hay uh oh sumbuddy got nockd up!!! that doggy daddy luks rather prowd of himself!!! he has got a topknot just like khal drogo and his uhhh lady frend has wite hair just like the khaleesi maybe they ar reenakting the first seezun of game of thrones!!! ok bye
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No, I wasn’t clear. I think she thinks she can sell these puppies as designer dogs. I hope I am wrong. Time will tell.
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Are there no low-cost neuter/spay programs in your area? Seems like in the long run, that makes more sense when costs are a factor. Snip, snip is cheaper than a spay, though personally I think they both should be fixed.
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That’s what I think, but don’t think his mama is going to do that. I think she has $ in her eyes as much as ❤ in her heart.
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I don’t think they got married. They are both under age. Laila is getting our prayers that she has an easy delivery and the puppies are ok.
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So what did you get them as a wedding gift? A set of dishes for the whole family. Then there should be a bab(s) shower. Six brand new bows manybe?
Shoko and Kali
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My Mom and Dad told me I am, and they never lie to me. They said the puppy is still a twinkle in her daddy’s eye. I don’t know what that means…
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You’re getting a puppy?!?!?! Mom has lots of questions right now! *ear licks*
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Don’t I know it!
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Pregnant?? Oh boy. Laila will bring your mom a whole litter of new customers! Good luck, sweetie!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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If those puppies have parrotude, everyone’s in trouble.
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LOL, 😂
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I think there is a song by that name by Cher.
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Puppies, how exciting. Glad it’s them not me though. Unless I could turn back time. . .😎
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I think puppies always love their Mama, Phenny. I will give her your good wishes next time I see her. ~Lucy
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Yep, Noodle, that’s a picture of my dinner from last night. Yes, I am, and I love it soooooo much. And when Mommy buys me a schnauzer puppy in the spring, she is going to have her own raw diet, too. Oh, my Mom said to tell your Mom she can call her if she has questions. Oh, and Mom said I have to Slower, er, Fast so that my inter test tine cleans itself out so my I’m mune system resets. I don’t have a clue what any of that means. I just know I’m hungry! Mo-o-o-o-o-o-om, is is supper time yet?
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What a horn dawg! Someone needs to de-horn this little puppy maker.
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Well, Ms. Monika, I can’t count to double, but I hope I get more. Louis wanted to make even more puppies while they were here, and my Mom yelled at him to leave her alone. Mom said, “Haven’t you done enough!?”
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I think September 6 is in about 87 days. My Mom made Laila’s Mom promise to send pictures, and we will share them.
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oh the puppies will love their beautiful mama I’m sure… all the best for this cute little furmily ;o)
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Why is today a fast day??? Is that your dinner? Are you on a raw diet now? I have lots of questions. And OMD! That belly is too cute. *ear licks*
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Let’s hope you get double portions tonight, Lucy. As for the delicate condition…oh my. Ahem. Clearly your mom made her too just too darn sexy to Louis. 😇
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OMD!!! How FUN!!!!! I can’t wait to read about it! 🙂 I hope it’s soon!!!
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Sure will! Dad said I am going to have a puppy some day, and it’s going to be a schnauzer!
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oh wow puppies! They are sure gonna be busy!
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