Xena: While our folks deserted us were on vacation over Christmas, Ella and Lucy went crazy. It’s a good thing Achilles and I were in our kennels so we couldn’t be blamed. You can see where they tore open the zipper on the couch cushion and started ripping out the stuffing. Bad Ella! Bad Lucy! 
They even tried to blame it on my poor innocent bear. She’s on the Otto Man minding her own busy ness. Can you see where they set her up with a piece of the stuffing to get her in trouble? After Ella went home, Lucy did it again, but this time I wasn’t in my kennel, and I was suddenly a suspect. Then, when I was off somewhere with Mommy, it happened again, and bam! Lucy was busted. Boy, was Mommy ever mad. I don’t think my sister will ever do that again.
And that’s not all! When Achilles was here over Christmas, he made a move on Lucy. He started kissing her all over her mouth and (ick!) she liked it. They made out the rest of the time he was here. It was so disgusting. Can you see Lucy’s tail wagging? Gross!
So, it looks like she is stringing Big Boy along while she has this stupid thing going on with Achilles. Busted!
Lucy: I saw what you just told all our friends. You think I’m in trouble, you little snitch. Just wait until Mom leaves.
This is Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess who may need to get my warrior on.
Lucy: If you are reading this BB, it’s all lies.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
Ummm maybee unstuffin a pill-ow iss not such a guud idea…Hu’manss get furry ups-set when wee ummm ‘play’ with their thingss, Nice try framin JenJen Bear…..mee mite pin sum off mee nottiess on mee bear Rudi! (Grate idea; thanx!)
An Lucy mee all wayss wanted you an Achilless too bee together like 2 starry crossed loverss….(since when has mee bin rowmantic??)
Mew mew mew ….
~~head rubsss~~BellaDharma~~
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I tried and Mom asked how stupid did I think she was. I couldn’t think of a good answer for that, so I stayed quiet. LUCY
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Oh dogs that’s BAD! WOW I don’t know what to say. Hope Mom wanted to get things reupholstered. That’s it tell her you were reupholstering as her Christmas gift and had not quite finished the job. Good Luck!
Your Friend
Sweet William The Scot
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Mom says if it’s not cold, white and melts, it ain’t snow.
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That’s it! They should stay home with us. Lucy
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OOps. Maybe the peeps should not be leaving you anymore
hugs
Hazel & Mabel
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Humans are so confusing. It’s winter. All the movies they love this time of year feature snow. Snow is in the music. So why when thoughtful puppies try to help winterize the place do humans get mad. Sigh. Guess dog interior decorating school is out of the question now….
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Bad and really bad is right, Kosmo. I’m being a good girl. Xena
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That sofa looks bad. That is something we cats don’t understand, a doggie thing to destroy sofas. We like to make snow in a toilet with toilet
paper.
That dog kissing looks really bad.
You are lucky girls, because your mom has such a soft heart.
Kosmo,
a cat in faraway Finland.
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Bumps! But we would never snitch on each other! The little snitch, Xena
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Dear Xena,
Snitchy Sisters Unite!
Paw Bumps!
Your sister snitch,
Rosy
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If you need a good lawyer let us know. I think that was too much public affection. Get a room!
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The Scotties will not be reading this blog. They do not need any ideas about destroying property. Please set a good example for them.
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It’s Angel Dennis’ fault! Lucy
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Charlee: “The ghost of Dennis approves!”
Chaplin: “In fact, he probably stopped by and participated!”
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Yep, you are so right, C! ~ Lucy
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In my experience, humans are pretty sensitive about the stuffing in their furniture. It may be a good idea to leave it in there, L…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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You’re too sweet and adorable to not forgive quickly. 😍
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I think she has, Miss Monika. She hugs and kisses me and snuggles with me on the couch. Mom’s mad comes on like a tornado and passes just as fast. XOX Lucy
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Here, birdie, birdie. Xena
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I’m still free, Miss Toni. Mom yelled at me so scary-like that I don’t dare do that again. XOX Lucy
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Uh, BB, like what YAM-Aunty said, I was just distracting Achilles so he didn’t bother Xena. I know how to behave. *pout* Ella told me it was OK, and we didn’t get in trouble for it over Christmas, so of course i thought it was OK. Wouldn’t you? Licks and wiggles, Lucy Pee S. No kennel for me so far.
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Yes! that’s exactly right, YAM-Aunty, exactly! (Why didn’t I think of that?) Thanks! Lucy
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Oops…hard to get out of this one, Lucy girl. You’re such a sweet girl, hopefully your mom has forgiven you by now. It’s not good to stay upset especially with a new calendar.
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You need a bird to keep all of you in line.
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Oh no not the couch stuffing! First it’s just a few pieces, then they become addicted! It will be a whole pillow making show all over the room! Not a good plan Lucy,Next thing you know you’ll be banned from the furniture. I think you lost your freedom in the house when the Mom’s not watching you.
Granny T
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sorry Lucy, photos do not LIE! I see what you did and I have my Jealous on…. if you need behavior pointers, I am available… hope this doesn’t mean you must be left incarcerated when home alone, my angel brother Max was like that
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Hari OM
…oh dear… trouble brewing… Lucy, you were just keeping Achilles diverted so that he didn’t bother Xena; you were pawtecting your little sisfur, is it not so??? hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
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