Hi friends. Or are you? No one, no not one of you, has come to rescue me from jail. Well, I’m gonna just assume no one could get a ride…
I’ve accepted my fate, and just go in the kennel now when I come in from pottying. Then I get a kennel treat and sometimes whine for a while before I give up again. Oh, and I’m also being tortured with this plastic cone thing around my head.
Saturday night, Dad held me for a long time while he and Mom watched Netflix.

When he put me back in jail, he didn’t realize that Xena was in my kennel (jail). So I had to share it with her until Mom started looking for her at bedtime. Sunday morning when I got out of jail to go out to potty, I “cone slammed” Xena in the side of her head and neck and knocked her away from my kennel jail. Then I did it again. It worked. She stayed out of it all day.
I’m told I only have 2 more days left on my sentence before I’m released for good behavior. I still don’t know what I did to end up like this. But at least now I know that “getting spayed” means “you’re going to jail.”
I’m Chia the Convict, dictating this to Xena the Kennel Thief
Xena: And Chia says thanks to Miss Sandee at Comedy Plus for hosting Awww Monday and letting her tell her side of the story!
I know, right?! 🤣
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Me? Overdo? tehe.
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Woohoo, little girl. Just don’t overdo it. 😉
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It worked, Miss Monika!! I’m free at last, free at last!! Arooo!!! Chia
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A cone of ice cream….hey, Mom! Pee Ess No more cone or jail, woo hoo! Now I gotta work on the cone of ice cream!!
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I got out when the folks got home from work today. No more cone, either! I didn’t appreciate freedom until I lost it! XOXOX Chia
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It is! It is! XOXOX Chia
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I’m out, I’m out! (Curled up on the big bed cause of a storm!) XOXOXOX Chia
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Hmm, that’s right, you house birds are usually in a cage too!
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Thanks, I appreciate you trying. But I’m out on good behavior. Thelma and Louise?? I’ve gotta ask my Mom about that. XOXOXOX Chia
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It worked! I’m out! XOXOX Chia
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I’m sprung! I’m sleeping in the bed coneless with my folks (and Xena). I’m gonna hop over and visit you soon! xoxoxo ChiA
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Yeah, I did, and you shoulda seen the look on Xena’s face the first time I whapped her with the side of the cone! That’s why I did it twice!! XOXOXOX Chia
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We’re all out now!!!! Woohoo!!!
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I lay up against his chest every night that he sits still in his chair long enough! XOX Chia
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LOL, might as well make the best of it! XOXOX Chia
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Aww, little Chia…before you know it you’ll be bailed out and ready to resume being friends with everyone again (and possibling sharing kennels nicely too). Sending you pawsitive healing thoughts tonight is your last night in jail.
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Chia at well the good thing about the cone of shame is that you can see thru it and it has black trim to match your furs.
I know you’ll be glad to shed that cone and maybe you can get a cone of Ice Cream instead
Hugs cecilia
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We think your time in ‘jail’ is going to be nothing but a vague memory, if even that, Chia…when you get out to romp and play…all will be well..and we’ll hear all about your dogventures and stuff…You sure do look comfy on your Dad’s lap!
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Sorry, Chia, it happens to all of us. Soon it will all be a memory, and you can get o with your life. 💓 XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh
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Hang in there sweetie, it will all be over before you know it!
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The combination of dog jail, the cone, AND a kennel invader is just too much! Hang in there, fren. Soon you will taste freedom again.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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They torture birds like that also.
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You are completely right! I tried to get Mama to fly me to Tennesee to rescue you, but she refused! Something about us turning into some crazy ladies called Thelma and Louise.
I hope the rest of your jail time goes quickly!
xoxo,
Sunny
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Don’t worry, good buddy, I am working on your parole as I speak.
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Hello! We read on June and Ann’s blog, Zoolatry, that you’re ace reporters. That’s what we’re trying to be too, as we strive to fill our predecessor, Chester’s legacy here at The Daily Bone. We sure hope Chia feels better real soon and can get rid of that cone!
Signed,
Baby and Rosie Spaniel
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Mee sweet frend Chia mee treid to get a ride but to no a veil….no one was goin South…..mee iss furry sorry.
Now ’bout THE stew-pid cone……they are a pain inn THE A$….tushie an neck.
Butt they keep us from tuggin or scratchin stitchess! (There HAS to bee a bettur way rite?)
An you ‘cone whapped’ Xena??? YIKESS!! You were upset…..
Hang inn there Chia iss only a few more dayss an you WILL BEE FREE!!!!
***paw kissess*** BellaDharma an ***blowss kissess*** BellaSita Mum
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Java Bean: “Ayyy, sorry we did not come and rescue you from jail, but we were also in prison and only just now busted out!”
Oona: “You’re welcome.”
Lulu: “You didn’t do it, Oona, Bob the Pyromaniac Builder did it.”
Oona: “Sure he did.”
Java Bean: “We are glad you don’t have much time left to go on your sentence. Freeeeedoommmmmm!!!”
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Dear Sweet Convict, so sorry I could not travel to save you. I would if I could. So happy for you Dad did the dirty deed of holding you for a long time. he he he… at least 2 more days and it will be behind you and no more dirty deeds from you in the future.
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Awww, you’ll be time served soon and you can do what you want. I’m sure your peeps will let you too.
Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. ♥
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Oh Chia! I, Walter, feel your pain as I has had to wear the cone of shame recently too. Fortunately for me I didn’t have to stay in a crate/jail, but I did use that same ramming technique on Millie a few times too. BOL!
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I don’t know, Marie, WP just always resonated with me. I think some of their themes are easier to use than others, as is some of their plugins.
I treat coming up for Chia! (dried lamb heart,mmmmm)
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Gee, Teddy, I really appreciate you trying! XOXOX Chia
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Well Chia the Convict – you will very very soon be Chia the Free-a !!!! WOO HOO!
Hugs, Teddy
p.s. I tried to come free you but I think your humans put some kind of protective “shell” over your house because even I – Captain Fantastic Ted – couldn’t get through it to get you out of jail!
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Oh my, you have a beautiful blog and you’re on WordPress? OH MY! WORDPRESS HATES ME. HOW DO YOU GET WORDPRESS TO DO WHAT YOU WANT IT TOO? IT HATES ME. I WOULD JUST LIKE A POST LIKE YOURS! I’M VERY ENVIOUS…. Anyway, God bless and I hope your puppy is better really soon. I’m a dog person too. I have a black/brn lab. I’ve always had labs. Love them to pieces. They’re such good dogs & my Charlie he loves to be love & he gives love! Nope sorry puppy, I couldn’t come & rescue you, but I see you have a hero now! Awww too cute! Hope you get better soon & that your mommy gives you a treat to make you smile. 🙂 I’ll say a prayer for you tonite! HUGS… hey mom, can you spare a treat for the puppy??? From me? Thanks! Charlie (my lab) says WOOF (get better my friend)!!!
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