Xena Went to the Chiro on Awww Monday

So Mom found a new chiropractor and he works on dogs. He was even interviewed on TV once about it!

Of course, she hauled me in there. She said it wouldn’t hurt and that he would talk my ears off. Note to self: hang onto my ears.

And then I had to wait and wait and wait. I could hear him talking someone else’s ears off.

Mommy, I don’t think he’s coming. Maybe we should just go home. Isn’t it time for supper? Oops, here he comes.

I have to get on the table? Is there food up there? A good view? Oh, OK. Just don’t talk my ears off.
Why am I here? Well, you see, I’ve been diagnosed with luxating patella in both my knees. Sometimes one of them pops out while we’re on a walk and I have to hop and shake that leg to get it to go back in. And sometimes they take turns popping out during the walks, depends on how far we’re walking and how hard the walk is and how I slept on them the night before. Sometimes it helps to get treats as we go and so Mommy always needs to carry a lot of treats in one of her empty poop bags. And I’m here cause Mommy put me in the car and brought me here, not cause I wanna be here. But I’m here, so do what you do except don’t make my ears fall off. And then I’ll go home and get my supper.

Dr. C: My goodness she talks a lot. And why did she say to not make her ears fall off?

The Mom: She’s a schnauzer.

Thanks to Miss Sandee at Comedy Plus for hosting Awww Monday!

31 thoughts on “Xena Went to the Chiro on Awww Monday

  1. YIKESS!!! Luxatin Patellass are not guud Xena! (BellSita has THE same condition inn her kneess two!!! Shee ussess a walker…maybee you need one two??
    Seereuslee wee happy you have a new Chiro guy an wee hope hee can help you!
    An mee nose about meowin mee earss off….when mee getss a leckture from BellaSita……
    Hold on to yore earss!!!!
    Mew mew mew BellaDharma an **side eye** BellaSita Mum

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  2. Dr. C. has his own methods, and he actually worked on my feet and ankles to get stuff in my knees moved back into place. Mom held his free arm up so he couldn’t take my ears. He uses something called Reiki or maybe it’s Ayurveda. Hey, I can’t believe I remembered all that! Mommy said he talked a lot!! XOX Xena

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  3. I hope your doctor helps you. I hate the waiting and you have to make sure they don’t take your ears.

    You’re so cute, Xena.

    Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥

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  4. Chaplin: “Tucker and Trixie and Dennis used to go to the dog chiropractor! She loved them all and had pictures of Tucker and Trixie in her office! She told us that once her daughter told her ‘If you love that Tucker so much maybe you should marry him’ and she told her daughter, ‘I’ll do that! I’ll marry Tucker!’ But of course she didn’t because she was already married.”

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  5. Well now – in spite of all that “ear falling off” stuff – did he come up with a plan to help you Xena? We hope he can…..I’m sure you’d rather NOT have your “leg pop-outss” anymore right?

    Hugs, Teddy

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  6. I hope the chiro doc will be able to help you Xena! They can do a lot of good things! Petcretary used to go to one, until he closed his practice…sigh…

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