Judge Lucy: Since we do not have a state or local prosecutor, I will show the next piece of evidence. Chia, you were caught on video attacking and deading Ludwig. President Larry Lemur, please show us the videos.
President Larry Lemur: Your Honor Lucy and animals and stuffies of the court, do any of you dispute that the dog in this video is our defendant, Chia? If so, speak or woof now. *prolonged silence*
I believe you can clearly see what Chia was doing when she thought she was not being watched.
Next is the video of when she realized she had been filmed during her crime against a stuffie, and this is where she tried to cover it up by stating that she had found Ludwig torn apart like this, with his stuffing hanging out.
Judge Lucy: Defendant Chia, I will give you one more chance to try to redeem yourself by entering a different plea.
Chia: But, but…I thought no one saw and then it wouldn’t count. And hey! You said this is a mock trial!! What about that!
Judge Lucy: Yes, we had set it up that way until the hard evidence of these two videos appeared in my email from an anonymous source.
meanwhile…
Xexe in Hospital Room in Bavaria: I’ll be right here with you, Ludwig. I’m going to try to get a little shut-eye in this chair the kind nurse had brought in for me, but just say my name – either of my names – and I’ll help you with whatever you need.
Ludwig: You are still my love, XeXe or Xena or whatever lovely moniker you wish for me to call you. After all, a rose by any other name is still a rose, and you, my Xena Schnauzer, by any other name, are still my love. Your beautiful face is always in my heart and will live in my soul forever, and…
Xexe: *snore*
*back at the courtroom*
Chia: Dogs and Stuffies of the jury! Yes! Yes! I deadied the stuffie!! It was me! I had fun doing it and I will do it again! It’s. Just. A. Stuffie!!
*Stunned silence while Chia turns and runs out of the courtroom.*
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
Yep, sure was a moment just like that!
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Java Bean: “Ayyy, this seems like a moment when our Dada would bust out his tried-and-true ‘Collective! Horrified! Gasp!’ dialog balloon …”
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Well, I sure could learn some stuff from her… but even Judge Judy couldn’t have caught Chia before she was out the door and on her way to… *wags* Lucy
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Where is Judge Judy when you need her…I bet she’d get to the bottom of this in a nano second
Hugs Cecilia
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Now where inn THE Werld iss Chia???? HHHMMMMM……..
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Lucy: Chia isn’t checking emails right now. We have a feeling we know where she’s headed though….
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Lucy: Yes, it certainly was a shock to us all. Now to find Chia.
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Nose nose nose….Chia what will happen to you? Due you need a Hide Out? Come to THE Purrfect Pad. Mee has a seecret place you can stay…..wee can order Uburr Eatss an Treetss!
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an {{{hugss}}} BellaSita Mum
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A shocking twist
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YIKES! I wasn’t expecting that at all!!!!
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Yep, that’s why I made a run for it… XOXO Chia
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That’s right, Miss Sandra! Oooh, all these good excuses, er reasoning, and now it’s too late, after I confessed without remorse… XOXOX Chia
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Umm, I thought about this some more and, umm, I confessed, and fled. Isn’t it too late to give any more excuses or even reasoned out falsehoods? Chia
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Wow! Really! I think I’ve found my loophole, Miss Ann!!! Uh, would you be my lawyer? XOXOXOXOX Chia
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I don’t want any mites! XOXOX Chia
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Wow that’s the nicest thing to hear since this stupid trial started! XOXOXOX Chia
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How cute!!! Chia, I had no idea you have such a pretty white stripe on your face and head. What a beauty you are!!! 🩷
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Argh…remorse would have been a mitigating factor, Chia. Just saying.
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It’s not looking good for you, Chia. You should have taken a plea deal before confessing in court. We hope the judge gives you mercy for owning up to your crime.
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Chia … “did you know the hottest selling costume this past Halloween at Party City (and huge sales on Amazon, too) was a CHIA THE DOG costume, not and never to be confused with a CHIA PET. So I state, clearly and truthfully, upon my sweet little head: NOT ME. A ‘chia in disguise’, an imposter, impersonator, likely a cat in a chia-the-dog-costume, you know how cats secretly wish they were really dogs! Right? I rest my case.”
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Chia, you look just like Beau when he gets a stuffed toy. we don’t buy him toys except for Kongs that are supposedly indestructible. ha ha I love your exit from the courtroom and that is what I would have done too. you could have said to the judge, someone was holding that phone recording what I was doing, so blame on them for not making me stop before it was to late. Right? Right?
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Well now that video was the best evidence ever of the terrible crime……Chia was caught red-pawed and the jury will have no doubt how to vote (if they ever did doubt!). That’s a very big “uh-oh” !
hugs, Teddy
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