Ludwig Returns

Published on by Xena, Lucy and Chia

Xena: Ludwig! Is that really you?

Shanaya: It is he, Xexe. Or are you back to going by Xena since you are home?
Xexe/Xena: Is that you, Shania? I thought I just saw you in the living room…or is it you, Shanaya??
Shanaya: I should feel hurt that you don’t recognize me after sleeping in my bed in Bavaria. But I do understand this is all quite confusing.
Ludwig: I couldn’t stand to be away from you another moment, my precious Xena. You’ve been on my mind day and night. Oh, and I have brought you a present from Paris, some perfume.

Please excuse that Shanaya and I have used some of it. We discovered some fleas on us just before we got on the plane at Charles de Gaulle Airport. It was the only thing we had to kill them. Let me come closer so you can smell the wonderful scent of this exotic perfume.

Do you like what you smell, my love? Still, it is nothing compared to your beauty.
Xena: *blushing* I haven’t even brushed my hair yet this morning *paws at beard*…Chia! Get back! Stay away!

Chia: I wanna finish what I started.
Xena: Haven’t you hurt Ludwig enough? Haven’t you caused enough pain and turmoil? Look, he is shaking! Get back, go away, or I will bite off your tail so it’s as short as mine.
Chia: *slowly backing away so her tail is not facing Xena* You’re living in some alternate universe fantasy world, sister. Ludwig. Is. Just. A. Stuffie! This isn’t over yet. *turns and runs out of the room, stealing Lucy’s birthday bone on the way*

Xena: Mmmm. You smell wonderful Ludwig. I will think of you every time I use it. And now it is time for you to go back to Bavaria with Shanaya. Or anywhere else you want to go except where there are terriorists, especially Chia. I’ll always love and think about you too, sweet boy. You’re so much more than just a stuffie.
Now, I’ll ask Mommy to take you to the airport near here and help you and Shanaya get a flight out of town.

Ludwig: Remember, I will always adore you Xexe Xena, the love of my life. I will write you. Adieu for now.

To be continued…

20 thoughts on “Ludwig Returns”

  1. Oh my goodness!!! Thanks for the big laugh you just gave me. My first of the day. You’re so right!! Those of us who have survived a few bad-news boyfriends can attest to that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  9. Awww, Ludwig sports a nice new jacket to keep all his scars hidden…a sweet reunion for Xexe,,,but rather bittersweet if he has to leave to stay safe from those active Chia jaws.

    PS, I just send an email to your Mommy, Xena.

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  13. Mee-yow Xena wee so happy to see Ludwig! BellaSita started to cry!! Mee has sumthin inn mee eye two….

    Wee so happy youss’ had a reeunion! Chia mee frend, sumtimess a Stuffie iss REEL. Reememburr how much mee loved Rizzo Rat??? Hee iss gone an mee still missess him ***sighss***

    Bee safe Ludwig an Shanaya….wee hope to see youss’ again…..

    ***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an {{hugss}} BellaSita Mum

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  14. How funny!!! And cute!!! On the other hand, my boys have always had a favorite stuffie they carry around from room to room or leave outside my door as a gift. Stuffie romances are more common than we think. ~wink~

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  18. Ludwig OMDs I’m very happy to see you are back and MOST of all you have all your pieces and parts.

    Xena you might wanna keep Chia away from him…

    Hugs Cecilia

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  19. I see you, Chia peeking in the door.. I also see Ludwig and know your eyes are still up on him… better watch out for XeXe… she’s watching you and tattling too

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