
I have been “on guard” all weekend with Achilles around. He has been ignoring me, but I know that could change at any moment. Ella told Lucy that they have something going on, but he might be doing that just to make me jealous. (I’m not.)
He found my vibrating dog – the one I hate – and tried to make me jealous (I’m not) by carrying it all over the house, like it was his girlfriend or something. Doesn’t it look just like him? Twinsies! Mommy said he could keep the doggie, ’cause Lucy and I don’t like it anyhow.
Once they got home from Octoberfest Saturday afternoon, Achilles totally ignored Lucy. There she is in the chair behind him, mooning over the big lunk.
Ella: Achilles, Mom said it is time to go home. I call dibs on the drivers side of the back seat.
Achilles: But what about my new friend, Doggie? Can he come, too? I’m not done deading him.
Ella: That’s what Aunt Amy just said! Achilles: OK, I’m outa’ here.
And so they both left, without even a goodbye or a glance back at me.
At least I still had the tin schnauzer my Auntie and Uncle gave us. They said tin is the correct gift for wedding anniversary number ten. (He, he, that’s funny — tin for ten.) Now, if I can just get to the wine bottle inside of it… I know that always makes Mommy feel better.
I am Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with the Tin Schnauzer Friend.
Hi Dennis the Vizsla Dog, this is Xena. Mommy says the French say that the wine will replace the heart replacement. Huh?
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hello xena its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow i wunder if that tin schnauzer is frum oz like wot phenny sugjested!!! if so yoo hav got to find him a hart!!! altho dada sez that the tin schnauzer alreddy has wine and that wil do just fine insted but i am not so shoor he is rite abowt that!!! ok bye
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My Auntie Jen said Achiles and Ella had to go home with her, so they didn’t have a choice. I can probably have any boyfriend I want, so I will give Achilles to Lucy. (Isn’t that nice of me?) Xena
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Thanks, Pocket. (I think that must be you, ’cause I don’t think River would say those things.) Xena
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I kinda’ like the wine bottle that’s in it, too! Xena
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Could you, Miss Ruby? Xena
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Thanks, but I think I’ll just wait on Achilles to come back. Xena
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He’s. Not. My. Boyfriend, Miss Monika. Why do people think that? Xena
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You need to have a visitor that is your size. We can send Sophie to visit.
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Your new fur-iend is pretty amazing, Xena! Maybe next time you can play more with your…ahem…boyfriend. He is one handsome dude.
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Oh gurl, I thinks you did the right thingie givin’ your toy to Achilles ~ it’ll keep his mind off of you for a while….BOL!! I do loves your tin Schnauzer! Nows, if you wants, I am sure I can gets that wine bottle out…..☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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Dat tin schnauzer are so cute!
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I am glad you got a new friend. It is nice of you to share your toy even if you didn’t want it.
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Meow meow it seemss like thee Achilless poochie has a love try-angle happenin. Oh Lucy mee iss sorry Achilless not pay attention to you.
Butt Xena it lookss like Achilless an Lucy sorta left you….
Let mee tell you a see-cret: “Boyss whther poochie or cat can bee furry fickull….”
Mee iss here fore you both! Wee girlss NEED to stick together!
~~head rubsss~~ BellaDharma~~
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Bwahaha! Too funny!
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I hope that wine doesn’t taste like 3-in-1 oil.
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I dont want to connect with Achilles with plates, silly YAM-aunty. Xena
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Wow, that’s a great idea! I’ll get mommy right on it. 😉Xena
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Hari Om
Achilles is something of a heart-breaker, methinks! Maybe you both just need to resign yourselves to platonic connections!!! hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx
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we love your tin schnauzer… maybe you will find a straw schnauzer too and a lion schnauzer and then you have the complete crew of dorothy… Lexi would like that I’m sure ;O)
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