Who Kissed Achilles?

Published on by Xena, Lucy and Chia

Lucy: As promised, here is the rest of our story about the visit. We had a good time with our company. Ella and I hung out and played a little.

Ella’s already eight years old, so she doesn’t like to play as much as she used to. Achilles walked in like he was the big boy on the block, if you know what I mean.

Xena: Since you brought the subject up, I saw something that I’m going to share.

Lucy: Xeeenaaa……

Xena: (singing) Achilles and Lucy sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes..

Lucy: XENA!

Ella: Hey, girlfriend, hey. It’s OK, he’s just my bro, nothing more.

Lucy: Moving on, Xena forgot to tell you yesterday about what happened as soon as Aunty Jen walked in the house carrying Morty. Morty was squealing and carrying on. Then Aunty Jen handed him to Mom.

Morty quieted right down and dozed in Mom’s arms. Aunty Jen said, “Bill, didn’t I tell you this is what would happen!?” She knew Morty would feel the love.

Achilles: Hey, what about the story about me and Lucy?

Lucy: Moving on, Xena also forgot to show you this picture of Morty in his pack and play at the child’s birthday party yesterday. Did you know mini piglets use a litter box? The pellets in it are also used in horse stalls, and they turn into sawdust when they get wet.

Also, did you know that the bottom of a piggy’s foot is as soft as mine? And that pigs have no upper lip, just a snout?

That’s the end of our story for this time. Love and kis…er…wags, Lucy

31 thoughts on “Who Kissed Achilles?”

  9. Mew mew mew Achilless yore one ‘sly’ an kewl man doggie! An Xena it iss Okay if Lucy wantss to **kiss** Achilless….do YOU want to **Kiss** him too???
    An Morty iss adoorabell…an mee mew Miss Amy wuud get on well with Morty…..shee iss a wunderfull Hu’man an wee 4 leggedss know it!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

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  10. Great post, interesting photos of Morty and your mom. Morty seems to know your mom’s soft heart and love for animals.
    Lucy kissing Achilles, I felt pain in my heart.
    Hugs to Lucy, Xena, mom, Morty, Ella and Achilles.
    Kosmo

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  13. We have no idea what will happen when Morty gets bigger. Maybe he will do all his pottying outside. I guess we could ask Bacon Thompson. Mom says she would love to hold you in her lap, Ruby, and maybe even get Dad to make a margarita for you two to share.

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  16. Oooooooooo! I thinks maybe BB is gonna gets JEALOUS!!!!! You better squash those rumors right aways Lucy! Mums the word over here……
    Oh, I didn’t knows that piggies used litter boxes! So cool! So, how big of a litter box is Morty gonna needs when he is a grown piggie??? I should gets me one! What? Ma said NO! She said my poopies stink, and there is NO WAY that is ever gonna happen! meanie. That would have been SO convenient!! hehehehee
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥
    pees: your Moms can hold me anytimes! ☺

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  24. Hari OM
    I enjoyed your posts about ‘the visitation’ very much – but Xena, it is a bit unbecoming of you to tell tales about L&A you know (though I think it is sweet that Achilles might be a bit sweet on Lucy…) You are all gawfuss!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  25. One more thought! it looks to me like all the CANINES got the comfy furniture and the MOMS got the hard chairs. is that fair?

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  26. NO EVIDENCE???? but we know Xena doesn’t tell fibs… I have to say I am feeling really jealous, I want to hug that piglet and I did not know any of this info.. I want to kiss Lucy and Xena and Achilles and Ella.. I wish I had been there… I wonder if I know anyone here that has a small pig.. hummmmm Is Morty going to get BIG or will he stay small?

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  28. For heavens sake we have never seen a pig. Never mind up close and personal. This guy looks like he’d be lotsa fun. Morty,

    Your mom has a way with him Lucy and Xena. You must have a very loving mom…Morty can feel it.

    Shoko

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