It was a cold and cloudy night with a promise of snow to come. We were all tucked into bed — Lucy and Riley in Andrew’s bed and me between Mommy and Daddy in the big bed. Suddenly…
Mommy holding nose: Ewww, do you thmell that? I’m pretty sure it’th Thena’th anal glandth.
Daddy: Ewww, they really stink!
Mommy letting go of her nothe, er, nose: I sure hope they haven’t expressed all over our sheets.
The next morning…
Mommy talking to herself: Ewww, they expressed all over the bottom sheet. *pulls down blankets, removes sheets and throws all in washer with other washables.*
After that load is washed and dried…
Oh no! It’s gone through to the mattress pad. *removes pad and throws in washer with more washables*
Mommy texting Daddy at his work…
“It’s snowing, It’s snowing,
Xe’s anal glands are blowing.
It’s on the sheets, It’s on the pad,
And in the wash they’re going.”
That night I laid under the covers with Mommy’s arm around me. My tail end was facing her nose when…
Mommy: OMG! A fart just blew up my nose! Aghh!
Daddy: Well, at least it wasn’t her anal glands. Eww, I’m getting it now too!
I got my revenge for that embarrassing poem.
You can get away with a lot when you’re a cute Xena Stinky Schnauzer Warrior Princess
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
Just breethe Xena…do NOT wurry or panick. Yore Vet will bee gentle an you will feel bettur…trust mee……
~~head rubss~~BellaDharma~~ an ❤ LadyMew two
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Somehow, Miss BellaDharms, you’re not making me feel any better about this… Xexe
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Oh man Xena this iss one UCKY situation fore sure. IF you have to go to Vet’ss try to stay calm….Vet will only want to help you feel ummm, lighter, cleaner, bettur!!!! Yeah wee go with bettur!
***purrss*** BellaDharma
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Thanks, girls! Xexe
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Oh my goodness, yes that is the best revenge ever for a “stinky” poem (it made My Margret laugh!). Good Job Xena! ~Belle, Bessie and Bea Pups
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I’ve never had that done, so I don’t know. I’ll scream! Mommy never even lets the vet take my temperature because “she wants to save her eardrums.” So, I guess we’ll see what happens when I go to the vet. It’s never anything good. XOX Xena
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Mee-yow Xena that iss so UCKY!! Iss not yore fault. LadyMew xplaned to mee what happened. Will you have to go to yore Vet an have glandss xpressed more or sum meddycin given??
LadyMew meowed to mee Grate Aunty Mingflower hed to have her glandss xpressed 1-2 timess efurry yeer.
It not sound so nice ‘Sendin POTP mee frend…
An Miss Amy mee sorry yore girl iss a ‘bit’ stinky…..
**purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
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Oh yes, I’m a warrior, at least in some ways! XOX Xena
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Mommy said better on the sheets than on the furniture she can’t just throw in the washer. And she said thanks about the poem. Phthhh. Xena
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Right. Sometimes you don’t have to talk or woof to get your point across. XOX Xena
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Snicker. Sweet little girl, who knew you were so potent?
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River has expressed her glands everywhere, but never in bed, thank God. We loved you poem.
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SPEECHLESS
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Mommy says she is both sorry and glad to hear it isn’t just us. XOX Xena
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Ooo, bad worms! I’ll try not to be stinky when MOM stops being stinky, BOL! XOX Xena
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BOL!
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Yeccccccccccccch
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we always call Cinnamon our Hairy Slobbery sister in the blog, but at home, we call her the Hairy Stinky Sister! She got the bed last Caturday! Mom had to wash everything! We hope you have a marvellous (and stink free) Day!
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Our Angel Minko was good at leaving little presents to stink things up, too…never had an issue…yet…with MJF or us two hooligans…though Benji is really good at very loose plops…which the vet is taking care of with a new set of meds…giardia once again hits the innards of said pup…sigh…
Don’t keep being so stinky Miss Stinky, else your bedroom privileges might be curtailed!
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Lulu: “We call that ‘The Nuclear Option’, Xena!”
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Wow, I didn’t know that was a “thing.” Guess I’m not as original as I thought. XOX Xena
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Your daughter is smart. I didn’t know cats had that problem, either!
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I heard the words “vet” and “express.” Wonder if we’re taking the fast road there? XOX Xena
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We are laughing our butts off, Xena! Millie does that to our pawrents sometimes too. Maybe not so much the gland thing but surely the gas passing in the face. BOL!
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Xena darlin’ oh yes indeedy those glands. I’ll never forget my first grand kitty Cali had a time with them. (I had no idea felines could have that problem). Anyway after 3 for for trips to the vet over her first year of life the vet offered to show my daughter how to express them.
My daughter simply said: somethings in life are worth paying for and THIS IS ONE OF THEM.
Hugs Cecilia
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can’t stop laughing, i know that smell. so far none from Beau but as big as he is his glands might bring down the house. I LOVE the new name Stinky Schnauzer, brahahaha. might as well laugh as there is nothing to be done about those glands.
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