Xena: Where’s Mommy and Daddy?
Lucy: Chia’s in her kennel, so that means they’ve left. You know they always come back, or Miss Christy comes to stay.
Xena: But it’s almost suppertime! What am I, er, we going to do?
Lucy: You don’t have to growl about it, Xena! Just take a nap and wait for someone to show up.
Xena: I’m not growling! That’s my tummy.
Hmmm, I’ve heard Mommy tell that thing she calls Alexa to call her phone. “Hey Alexa, call Mommy’s phone.”
Hmmm. Nothing. Maybe if I read the directions on the screen…wait! I think Alexa says, “Amy” when it talks to her. “Hey Alexa! Call Amy’s phone.”
Amy: “Hello?”
Amy: Jeff, get a to-go box. We have to go home.
I am Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with a happy tummy.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
Thanks!
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Love it! 😂
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What a GREAT story!
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Mommy says never underestimate your dog, BOL!
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Now we have seen and heard everything!! *She* said its a good thing there is not an Alexa here, BOL!!
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OMDs this is hilarious! Too funny thanks for the giggle
Hugs cecilia
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But it worked! They came home! XOX Xena
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Bwahahahaha! Oh Xena…you’re a hoot!
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It’ll sing me songs and tell me stories, too! XOX Xena
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BOL!
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Absolutely! Xexe
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I’m going to learn how to use her more. She’s my new friend. Xexe
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Brilliant. Learning how to use the phone is key. I knew that Alexa thing would come in handy.
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Now that’s how you order your own room service!
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Heelareuss Xena…you called Miss Amy!!! Mew mew mew ….guud fore you!!!
Mee gotta get BellaSita a moe-bile fone so mee can keep track of her 😉
***purrss*** BellaDharma an {{huggiess}} BellaSita
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Alexa. She is a problem solver.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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You are so clever to figure out how to get Alexa to call your mom.
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Lulu: “Technology is a wonderful thing!”
Charlee (glaring at Chaplin’s automatic feeder): “Sometimes.”
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That’s the best-meals on wheels.
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wow and i thought beau was the best talker ever, this is amazing,
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Thanks!
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A very charming GIF of Xena! I enjoyed today’s post a lot!
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