Mom made me a new costume.
Mom ordered the spider on Amazon.com. She thought it would be bigger. Great, a bigger spider. (Yes, I understand sarcasm.)
We picked up The Boy and went to the church where we work on Tuesdays and Thursdays. There was a Festival in the parking lot. The Boy had a lot of fun.
I was scheduled to be the prop in the truck bed at the Trunk or Treat. Mom was going to drape a big spider web and put me under it. Thankfully, she couldn’t find the web she wanted. Plus, she saw how much fun I was having at the Festival. So she had pitty on me and didn’t make me wear this dreadful thing. Instead, I got to lay in the truck with the spider and the candy. Everyone came by and said how pretty I was while they took away my candy, piece by piece.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
Oh yess Lexi mee an Phoebe entered both Unccle Sammy’ss an Noodle’ss contestss!!! Wee iss seppyrate fur thee contest an has a foto together fur thee pawtiess…..
You just mite win Lexi…yur adoorabull in yur costume! TOTALLEE 😉
~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~
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Thanks, S.H. Are you going to wear a costume? Are you entering Noodle’s costume contest. I didn’t want to, but Mom made me. “Now Lexi, he is your boyfriend and you have to support what he does.” Aghh!
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**shudderss** that Spyder sure lookss scary an as yur costume iss reelly scary altho you are so adorabull mee iss not afraid 😉
Happy Spooky Day mee sweet furend!
**nose kissesss** Siddhartha Henry xxxxxxxx
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See, this is exactly why I didn’t want to wear it. I knew all the other dogs would laugh at me. You are right. I. Was. Not. Amused.
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Thanks for checki8ng out my post, Twilight. Great costume or not, I hate wearing clothes of any kind…aghh.
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LOL. Poor Lexi, I know I shouldn’t laugh – you look quite unamused in that first photo.
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What a great costume! Lexie you rock!
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Pack mentality? I learned to like kids during the first Wizard of Oz I was in.
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We are glad that you are well behaved. The three have taken a total disliking to children and it is not pretty. There is no reason for it.
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Te he, you make me laugh, Shoko. You are one cool cat.
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Yes, and thank goodness Mom was kind to me and didn’t “dress me up.” I love my Mom.
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Huh? I am little Miss Lexi! Oh, Mom never told me that rhyme before, now I get it! NO! Although I wouldn’t mind eating curds and whey, whatever those are.
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What a cool spidey! Spidey Dog….the last bark of justice in the world. You would be perfect.
Shoko
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Looks like the trunk was the place to be! Thank goodness the spider kept his distance.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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You’re Little Miss Muffet for Halloween?
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I was hoping the spider would just keep them away so I could keep all the candy Mom bought. *big smile*
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You look howlishly delightful. I see your plan… it is to scare the tick-or-treaters into dropping their candy… how smart of you!
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