I am sorry I have not posted lately. Mommy and I have been very busy. I hope you missed me!
First, grooming: Dad said, “Amy, wait until the end of March. The weather could change.” Does Mom listen to Dad? (You decide.) Mom grabbed me up early on a Tuesday morning before work and this is what happened before Dad could even sneeze.
Next, work: After I forgave Mom, I told her I would help her at work. It was a St. Luke day.
I got my computer work done and I moved into guard dog mode. One of the “Parents Day Out” workers and kids started to invade our office, so I growled. “No! Bad dog!” Mommy said. I hung my head and felt bad. Then they came back and oh my, I just couldn’t help myself, I did it again. This time Mom grabbed me by my beard (I hate it when she does that) and really scolded me. She said that lady was terrified of dogs and, after nine months, was just starting to warm up to me, and I go and act like that!
Next, decorating: Mom finally forgave me and let me help her decorate for Easter:
Now, selling: Dad gave Mom a whole bunch of old videos to sell. They mostly teach how to ballroom dance, but some teach how to do yoga, how to swim, and even how to do Irish dance! It took Mom a couple of weeks to list all these on ebay and Craig’s List, while I lay around staring pitifully at her. She’s finally done and starting to ship out the ones that have already sold.
I am Lexi, the groomed, hard working, not-really-a-bad-dog, decorating schnauzer for sale. What?! Oh, only if you can get $10 zillion for me, Mom? Well, maybe I am safe, just maybe.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
I am! I can eat and guard at the same time!
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I missed you Lexi, you have been a very busy multi tasking pup.
hugs and cuddles
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Mom has raised the price to $5 zillion. Sorry. (I think that means she really, really wants me to stay with her.) 🙂 But thanks for the offer! P.S. I like being an only dog!!
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We will take you. We don’t have that much money, but would provide a loving house with lots of siblings. you look great after your grooming.
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Thanks, Sammy. Nice to know I’m missed and wanted. 🙂 I sure hope no zillionairs with a thing for schnauzers are reading my blog!
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We have definitely missed you, Lexi!! Glad you’re back 🙂
P.S. If you had really been for sale, we’d snatch you up in a heartbeat! But $10 zillion is more than we can afford…
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$50 zillion. Yes, the price on my head has just gone up, BOL! I am being very good today, by the way. 🙂
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Be careful, L. You are definitely worth $10zillion! $50zillion even! I’m sure your mom couldn’t sell you, but if she does, my mom will be the highest bidder.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Thanks, Bacon. 🙂
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Mom said she just knew looking at your pictures that you must get brushed good every day!
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Oh my friend – I have been missing you ((hogs and snout kisses)). Our work is *never* done with the humans. You look marvelous by the way from your grooming. XOXO – Bacon
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we get groomed every single day – but we must admit we quite like it 🙂
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Surely you don’t have in dogs with bad intentions in your house! But yes, flying is awesome, like a super power!!
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Yes, I m a good dog. But if I don’t learn to keep some opinions to myself, they are going to cost me my job! Thanks for the sweet words, Shoko.
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I’m glad that I don’t have the grooming forced on me. Some clip a bird’s wing so the bird can’t fly. Not on me because flying is the best defense against dogs with bad intentions.
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Aww Lexi. You are a good dog. Some days are just like that. We must have an opinion about matters and sometimes they don’t agree with our mom’s views. Still, they are our opinions. That lady will still warm up to you…she’ll just understand you have feelings too. Tomorrow will be different…wait and see.
Shoko
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