Schnauzer Shopping

What? You thought Mommy was looking for another ME? He, he, she says I wear her out totally enough all by my little self.

Still no sign of Lucy or Daddy. But I did hear Mommy tell Riley that Lucy would be gone for a few days, so he might as well stop looking for her. He seemed to accept that, as he went and laid down.

Mommy did take me shopping to the Smart Pet place, where all the clothes were 40% off. I guess they needed more doggies trying on clothes to make them 100% on. I tried on a lot of clothes.


I like this one, Mommy. It shows everyone I am a Princess, but this skirt’s too long; I can’t walk right.

 

I like that pink one better, Mommy. It has bone pictures on it and is real soft and pretty. I could feel it was too big, though. Can you find a smaller size?

 

OK, so the smaller one with bone pictures is too small. I know this one with the knit flowers is your favorite, Mommy, but it doesn’t feel like it fits me right, especially around my front legs.

 

I am beginning to understand how Angel Lexi felt about clothes…please make the people stop laughing.

We went home empty-pawed. Then Mommy went to a non-Smart Pet store where the prices were half as much as even the 40% off (I don’t understand any of this) and…


No! That isn’t pink and doesn’t have any bows or crowns or skirts or sheep ears and tails…wait…no sheep ears and tails!

 

Yep, this one fits good, Mommy, and it is warm and comfy. This is the one I want! Is this my 6 month birthday pressie? Can I keep it? Do you think Lucy will like how I look in it? Where’s Lucy?

This is Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess with only my own ears and tail and no idea where my sister and Daddy are.

26 thoughts on “Schnauzer Shopping

  1. You are very patient to try on all the sweaters. We arent that patient. They looked very nice on you. ~ nose nudges Bessie

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  2. hello xena its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm it sownds like lucy and yore dada hav gawn on sum kind of rode trip i yoozed to go on rode trips bak in the day mine tipikally ended in disaster but i unnerstand that for the most part rode trips ar fun so i wood not wurry abowt it if i wer yoo!!! hay yoo luk verry kyoot in all yore swetters and verry warm too warm is gud!!! mary krismas to all of yoo frum all of us!!! ok bye

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  3. I knitted some sweaters several years ago. The first time that Shelby wore her sweater, she got her nails caught and made a huge hole. Sid peed all over his sweater. I have one sitting on my knitting needles for the last three years. What is the point of finishing?

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  4. We just knew you got that one! A shih tzu is wearing it in the picture. Mommy said if you don’t want it she will send you my mailing address, BOL! ~Xena

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  5. Super stylin’ Xena! My favorite is the same as your mom..I liked that grey one with the pink flower. Too bad it didn’t fit quite right. Your new sweater looks great! It fits you perfectly!

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  6. Hari OM
    That final find is pawfect fur ya Xena, definitely my fave of the selections! D’ya think daddy and Lucy have had to go all the way to the pole cuz Santa’s sleigh broke down??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  7. Oh, I love that Furry Valentino and also the red Honeycomb fleece! Which one did your Mom get you, Sadie? Angel Lexi hated clothes too, but I just love them.

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