Good day. I am Ludwig and I have come to live with Frau Amy and Fraulein Xena at this glorious cathedral of Heilige Luke. During the night when no one else is here I am guarding this valuable printing machine of Frau Amy. Today, however, I decided it was time to meet the little Prinzessin Xena.
Greetings, Prinzessin Xena. Herr Ludwig at your service.
Mommy! What or who is this?
But I told you, Fraulein, it is I, Ludwig.
Who are you really? Why do you talk funny? Why are you in my office? Sprechen!
You are even more beautiful from here, young Welpe. Ich liebe dich.
Come closer, lover boy….
…gotcha!
After a narrow rescue from a potentially deadly encounter, Ludwig has wisely determined it is best to admire the Frauline from afar.
*sigh*
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
I am told that I must wait until the frauline is out of her delicate condition. ~Ludwig
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He who fights (loves) and runs away, lives to fight (love) another day.
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Then by all means, try to win her over!
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hello ludwig its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo no wot they say diskreshun is the better part of valor!!! i think that meens it is ok to run away!!! in wich kayse i hav got diskreshun owt the wazoo!!! ha ha ok bye
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Yes, that is the thing I fear. Ludwig
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Oh Ludwig, you are a cutie. Don’t worry the bite is always worse than the bark.
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Still, I cannot get the smile off my face when I look upon her. Ludwig
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Xena is my fate. I shall love her until my dying day. ~Ludwig
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Xena probably wanted you to know she thought tearing him apart was the point! LOL! I’m sure you remember Phenny the Weimaraner recently beheaded a new plush touy he received as a gift…!
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Stand your ground Ludwig. I don’t foresee a good outcome with Xena. I know your fate in my house with Sophie and Shelby.
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Poor Ludwig ~ to fall for a Fraulein with attitude
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We’ll see if Ludwig is still a “friend” when Xena finishes her heat cycle! Xena\s Mom
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Who invited him? Not me! ~Xena
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Not too smart. Inviting a male over when you’re in heat.
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Oh Xena…must not eat Ludwig…Er ist ein wunderbarer Freund. And one who is pretty darn ‘schön.’
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That is my hope to win her love. ❤ Ludwig
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Ah, but I do like a frauline with spirit! Ludwig
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At this point, Kali, the mother of the pup in heat totally agrees!
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Herr Ludwig is a fascinating guy. The best kind of guy…stuffed, and still. hehe
Cougar Kali
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Ludwig, you are a handsome one! You’d better be careful with Zena, though. She’s a take-charge kind of girl!
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Wise decision… Your beardy and eyebrows are far too tempting, L.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Oh dear, we didn’t think about her current condition having drawn his affections. Never fear, they were never left alone.
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It could have been a MALE encounter…………Xena is probably in look at me or touch me and you die mode!!!!!!!! In a couple of days Herr Ludwig will be safer in a high place. He seems to have a rather randy look about him………..oh dear it’s depends time…………..
Granny
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It is also a pleasure to meet you, Frauline YAM-aunty. I fear the little prinzess sees me only as a thing to be used and discarded. *sigh* Ludwig
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Guten tag, beautiful Prinzess. Ludwig
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Unfortunately she would have “loved him” to death if there had not been an intervention!
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Guten tag, Kosmo. I will heed your advice. Ludwig
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Guten tag Ludwig! Xena is a beautiful girl, but also warrior, so better love her having some distance.
Kosmo
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Ludwig makes a smart move! I’m sure Xena just wanted to let him know she love, love, loved him! Rawr!
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Guten tag Ludwig!
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Hari Om
Herr Ludwig, eine Freude, Sie zu treffen! …. and that just about uses up any trace of my school-days German!!! Pawhaps just talk with Xena for a few more encounters, then try the close-up and pawsonal approach. You might win her round yet. Auf Wiedersehen. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
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