One day on our way to Agility class, Mommy stopped the car and turned it off. I looked out the window to see what was going on, and goodness, I started shaking. There was a huge monster running by and it just kept going and going and going. Every once in a while it would scream, what sounded like a cry of hunger.
I found out the monster’s name is Train. The next time we saw Train there were a lot of other cars in front of us. I wasn’t scared that time. I figured while it was eating all those cars and people that we could turn around and escape. I am getting braver all the time!
On another car ride we saw this sign.
People were buying children! I’m letting you know so that if you have any of those noisy kids that you don’t want, you can call this number and make a lot of money.
You just never know what you’ll see along the road.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess
Gee, you two sure are smart. It’s kinda scary to think that Train has brothers running around out there. xox Xena
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Charlee: “Wow, roads sure are crazy places!”
Chaplin: “Hey Xena, ‘Train’ is that monster’s last name. It’s first name is ‘Freight’ and apparently it has some relatives named ‘Passenger’ and ‘Bullet’, but ‘Bullet’ must have gotten in some kind of trouble with the government because you only ever find him overseas.”
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I wrote Lucy, but I meant Xena.
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Lucy, you are a very wise, and lucky, girl.
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You make us laugh so hard! 😂
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I’ll let you know, Miss Cecilia, if I see any signs wanting to buy squirrels. 🙂 Xena
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My hubby is a train brain…loves them to bits.
OMDs I don’t have any children for sale but I’d gladly give them my squirrels
Hugs Cecilia
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Don’t places called adoption agencies and orphanages have kids for sale? ~Xena
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Bwahaha! Kids for sale…good one Xena. Who’d want to buy kids? Just asking. For a friend. 😈
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I don’t know, but I bet they are tempted. That much money could buy a lot of treats.
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Meow meow mee used to see Train where mee used to live…he was sure scarey! Butt as long as hee stayss on his track all iss guud!
An do peepull REELLY sell their kittss Xena?? That iss pawfull…..all tho’ sum Hu’man kittss are so noisy……mew mew mew…
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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Oh sure. Mommy was sold as a baby. She calls it adoption, he, he, just like me, he he.
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I think I would rather hear my barkings, Ruby! And I don’t know if there is a market for half dead stuffies. You could always try ebay. XOX Xena
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Oh, what an exciting trip Xena! I guess trains can be scary, butts they cover up the sound of all your barking, rights??! BOL!!! (that’s what I would do…bark my arse off at it!)
If only I had shrunken peeps to sell….I do have half deaded stuffies, you thinks I could gets anything for them????
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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We hear trains a lot but rarely see them. I can’t believe they let people sell their kids!
hugs
Hazel & Mabel
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Great idea! I’m too scared of kids to get that close. Xena
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This gave us a great idea. We are going to snatch kids off the train and sell them.
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Monster! Xox Xena
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Wow Xena…Train does look kinda scary!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
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I bet Big will be scared, too. Nope, he must of only wanted kids. Xena
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Makes sense to me
I mean, Granny sold ME to get money, right? And I’m glad!!! Xox Xena
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Bol!
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You will learn my friend Xena, this world is full of noisy, big machines. Now we know what people do to get money…
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brahahahaha.. was there another sing that said selling DOGS? love the train, and I do love riding trains. I bet it was scary though. Big has not seen a train yet
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You have it wrong. There are a lot of peeps who would pay you to take their children off their hands.
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Really?! Wow. You might have seen my riding the horsie that my friend Achilles got for Christmas. Is it anything like that? xox Xena
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We don’t have any to sell, either, or I am sure we would! 🙂 Xena
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Thanks,YAM-Aunty! *wiggles* Xena
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Oh Xena, TRAINS are pawsome thingys!!! I LUFFS riding on a TRAIN, they take you exciting places where you get to sniff interesting thingys and if you play your paws right you get lots of TREATS from the peeps you meet
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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the mama said we are like that cargo trains when we sleep in her bed LOL… and we like the idea with selling da kids… but like always…no deal for us we have none hahahaha
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Hari OM
BOL… oh Xena, I do love your take on life! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
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