Lucy: Hey Xena, have you heard anything from Ludwig since he left in such a hurry with Mr. Eleephant?
Xena: What do you mean? Why would I hear from him? He was just going to visit his pawrents in New York City, right? What could he possibly want to tell me?
Lucy: Oh, I don’t know, maybe about all his shenanigans since he left. I googled him, and it seems he has a wild side we didn’t know about. You’d better sit down. Sit, Xena, sit!
This was the first picture that popped up with his name.

Doesn’t this look like Ludwig going into that club?
Xena: Well, it’s dark out and it’s from the back. Really, it could be anyone. Besides, Mr. Eleephant isn’t with him, and Ludwig’s supposed to be taking care of him.
Lucy: I found this one in the Tattler.

That’s the Australian model Shanina Shaik he’s with there.
Xena: He was probably just passing her by on the sidewalk on his way home to check on Mr. Eleephant.
Lucy: Paparazzi don’t take pictures of someone just passing someone else by, Xe. Here’s another one.

Look how that woman is looking at Ludwig. She seems to be enjoying his company. And he’s smiling pretty big, too.
Xena: But, but, I’m sure they were all just going the same direction. Or maybe they are nurses he’s taking home to help care for Mr. E.
Lucy: Yeah, he probably is taking them home… I’ve got one more. Wanna see it?
Xena: *hangs head* No, but go ahead and show me.

Lucy: Ludwig is helping to DJ at a rave.
A short while later
Xena: Daddy, I need you to help me write a note to Ludwig.

That’s a good one Daddy. OK, now tell him about the big party we had and sorry he wasn’t around, and there were lots and lots of nice boy dogs there who liked me. And that I’m going away the end of the month to a big bash in Nashville. No, he doesn’t need to know it’s Aunty Jen’s birthday, or that I’m staying at her house while you and Mommy and all the peeps go dancing. Oh, and be sure to tell him I’m looking forward to seeing a certain really big boy dog there. And, and, oh just make up some more stuff.
Lucy and the vindictive Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess
You, know, Noodle, you’re right. I’m not gonna give him another thought! XOX Xena
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Oh, Xena! Don’t worry about what Ludwig is up to. He’s just trying to compensate for not having your heart all to himself. Trust me, you’re having way more fun than he is! *ear licks*
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No, I haven’t heard a word. I’ll try to find out. Xena
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Mee wuud do it fore you Xena butt it wuud bee furry nasty wuudn’t it?? Maybee Ludwig has just lost his ree-son bee-cause hee iss far away. Have you herd if Mistur Ellephant OKay? Mee sorta wurried now….
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Thank you!
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You really think what Ludwig is doing is ok? I had to watch to make sure Daddy was writing the right stuff to Ludwig. XOX Xena
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Ludwig is living his best life. That picture of you and your dad is so cute.
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Yeah, BOYZ! Grrrr. Xena
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Mommy said “deserve” is exactly the right word, Kosmo.
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Thanks Kosmo. XOX Xena
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We sure do, Miss BellaDharma. Hey, you could ask him to be your boyfriend and then dump him. Nah, that’s too mean. I’ll think about it. Thanks, friend. XOX Xena
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You go fore it Xena!! Put Ludwig inn his place!! Notty poochie goin off an not takin guud care of Mistur Ellephant!! Mee furry upss set ’bout this!!! can mee help you with anythin??? Wee girlss gotta stick together rite???
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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Is the world “deserve” right here, I mean you will get better friends.
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Xena, warm hugs to you, keep your head up, you don’t deserve a friend like that.
Kosmo
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Shheesh, BOYZ!!! I sure hope he feels jealous when he reads about all the “fun” you’ve been having!
xoxo,
Rosy
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I’m glad you like to read about our – or Ludwig’s – travels. Since I’ve got my travel kennel, I don’t even mind riding in the car any more! XOX Xena
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I don’t care, Kissie. Ludwig deserves it. He can resent me up his arse. Xena
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Huh uh. I don’t give a flip WHAT that playboy does! XOX Xena
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Yep. Who knew! XOX Xena
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You’re right, Miss Monika. He’s going to have to find a different girl to woo come THIS Valentine’s Day. No more kisses for him! XOX Xena
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No greater fury hath than a woman scorned, right? Looks like Ludwig is quite the player. What a dawg!
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Wow! Ludwig is one WILD woofie!
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Oh dear. It looks like Ludwig could be in a bit of trouble.
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Lying will get you resentment when it’s found out to be a lie.
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Big says to tell you he has never traveled like you do, and mommy and daddy don’t travel. that means we all enjoyed seeing and hearing about Ludwigs travels and your coming travels. daddy did a good job writing for you.
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Ludwig probably didn’t want any of my friends to know! XOX Xena
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ha, good idea to write THIS letter, you are super smart! .. butt why Ludwig forgot to invite us for his trip to da big city?
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