Xena: We’re all thankful for Angel Brian, who is hosting Thankful Thursday, as well as Angel Sammy for the picture every week! Chia’s been a bit upset about our company (even though she’s laying on the couch with Oliver right now) so I thought it might help to let her do the poem this week. She really loves to do that. OK, Chia, you go ahead.
Chia: You did take the last Thursday of my birthday month away from me, Xena, so it’s good I’m getting this week’s.
Loony by Chia the Jacksund
He’s wearing a chef’s hat
And is loony as a bat.
He’s working for a vet
Don’t ever take your pet!
He’s got mechanic’s tools;
All your teeth he could pull.
The vet’s been M.I.A.
No one saw her drive away…
Someone check the freezer!
A body may be in there.
The hat tells the real story.
He”d rather cook than bury!
The End
Hope my poem didn’t make you puke or faint or anything. It’s just kinda the mood I’m in. Mom keeps saying Ollie and I could be play pals if I’d just try. (His name’s Oliver, but I call him Ollie cause it irritates him.) Instead, I look at Ollie and show him my teeth. He looks back and shows me his teeth. We sit like that for a minute or two, then, when I feel I’ve made my point, I get off the couch and walk away.
Xena: I’ve given up. I just ignore them now. They’ve been here five nights and days. Maybe they’re just gonna live here.
Lucy: No, it’s like when our shih tzu friend Gracie comes to visit. Sasha and Oliver’s Mom went on vacation, so our Mom said she’d keep them. I think Sasha and I will get to be friends. I’m always thankful for new friends. And I’m thankful that the weather has cooled off enough we can go for walks when Mom gets home from work.
Xena: Me too. And I’m thankful I got to spend the day at the church with Mommy without any other dogs, even if she did forget to bring my treats.
Chia: I’ll be thankful when Ollie and his big sister leave. Hey, see y’all later. We’re all going to cuddle up on the couch for a nap now.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
🤣🤣🤣
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Chia: *big wags*
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Chia: Treats are always welcome. As long as the intruders don’t get any.
Lucy: Chia, that’s unkind. We ALL get treats.
Xena: I like Oliver. Maybe if they come back to stay I’ll see if Mommy will let him sleep in bed with us.
Lucy and Chia: No!!!
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Scary *shiver*
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Chia: Hmmm. We didn’t thinks about US stressing THEM…maybe we’ll do better next time.
Xena: Me and Oliver made friends on Friday before he left on Saturday. We even playing together!
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MOL Chia!! You did grate!!! Such imagery **shudderss**
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an **giggless** BellaSita Mum
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How funny!!! A growling contest? Or a teeth barring contest? I’d say somebody is not happy with this “home invasion.” Do treats not soften the blow? Yummy treats make everything better, right?
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Chia I giggled all the way thru this PURRfect poem. OMCs
The things he could do with mechanics tools
Hugs cecilia
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The poem was rather interesting. We do hope the real vet returns and doesn’t leave the practice in the paws of this guy! Chia, we are happy you and Ollie have somewhat called a truce. And we hope all of you are not making his and Sasha’s visit too stressful! XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh
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Your poem made me laugh. I’m sorry you aren’t enjoying your company very much, sometimes it’s nice to make new friends.
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I love it, better than Sweeny Todd, or Sidney Sweeny
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That was a fun poem sweet Chia and very creative too! Those are all nice thankfuls too gang. Thanks for joining Angel Brian’s Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!
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Well that’s good news!
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So far, no one has actually gotten in a fight.
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Chia: Well, I did learn how to cuddle better. When Xena and I woke up, my head was laying on her. And she didn’t get mad about it.
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*whole body wags* Chia
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The Mom: Oliver only shows his teeth in response to Chia doing it, LOL!
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New visitors can upset the chi in a pet household but hopefully everyone will get along fine as long as they’re there. We’ve got our paws crossed 🤞🏼
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Java Bean: “Ayyy, is it time to cuddle on the couch? I am definitely up for that! A visit to the vet who is also a cat, not so much …”
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That’s a great poem for that picture. I know you all will be happy when your company goes back home, but it’s nice of you to let them stay with you while their mom is on vacation.
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That was a great poem Chia…a little scary, but in a good way!
We sure hope your company goes home soon.
xoxo,
Rosy & Sunny
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OH NO. A cat who looks like “chucky” and a deadhead in it’s “bucky”. We ran away quick, no more comment, just hit comment button … CLICK …
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Well even though I know you’re READY to lose the company, you still managed to write an amazing poem for the totally weirdo photo we gave everyone this week for poetry day. The thing about that photo we loved is just what everyone is seeing – LOTS OF CHOICES! Butcher? Vet? Chef? What the heck is this guy up to? That’s when our imaginations kick in and we come up with a poem just like you did! YAY!!!! Thanks for being a “poetic partner” with us on Thursdays.
Love ya, Teddy
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What a fun poem, even if it is a wee bit scary…
Maybe when the two guests leave you’ll miss them Chia! You’re missing out on a good playmate…well if he shows teeth…um…nevermind…he’s more of a dude who wants his own space we think.
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ooh that is a super pawem!! you nailed the foto so good… we bow our head what a funny idea!!!
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