Thanks to Angel Brian, who is hosting Thankful Thursday, as well as Angel Sammy for the great picture every week.
Fritz: I came over to play with Chia and Xena all day on Tuesday. Chia went into play position, but first I thought I’d give her some happiness by licking her, well, her privates. She turned on me and growled that she wasn’t like that and now I could go to H-E- double hockey sticks. Not sure where that is, but it doesn’t sound good.
So next I went to Xena and tried to lick her how she has liked it in the past. But then she turned around fast and growled, “No! You’re nothing but a playboy pup!”
Then Lucy turned to me and said, “Looks like you really stuck your nose in it this time.” I didn’t understand, since I hadn’t even pooped on the floor yet. (That came later.) *sigh*
To make up with Xena, I asked if we could do the Thursday poem together. She was quiet for a moment, then looked at me real weird like and said, “Sure, let’s do that.” So, here we go. *wags*
Xena: First, I want to say that I think you’ll know if it’s me or Fritz on each line of poetry. We pretty much take turns.

I Walked My Girl by Xena and Fritz
I took my girl down the trail.
I told the boy he must stop.
I thought she wanted some tail.
I banged on his head, bop, bop!
I’m not your lover, you know.
Give it a chance, you could be!
I’ll plant you under that tree!!
Alone on home each did go.
The End
Fritz: I don’t like our poem.
Xena: Well, I’ll be thankful if you got the message.
Fritz: Hmmm. Wanna play with the toys with me?
Lucy: I’m thankful that Fritz is obsessed with Chia and especially with Xena so that he leaves me pretty much alone. My days of dealing with puppies are over.
Fritz: I’m thankful that when I stay with my Aunt Amy that, when the girls get fed, she feeds me yummy food, too. I lick my dish clean!
Mom Amy: I’m very, very thankful that I am no longer working and can spend free time holding my sweet girls (and Fritz, when he comes over, LOL). I’m also very thankful for the wonderful trip to San Diego that my precious hubby took me on as a retirement gift! I’ll have some more pictures from the zoo and other places in future posts.
Lucy: Mom, can I have another thankful? Yes? OK, I’m very thankful for Miss Christy who stayed with us. I slept right up against her every night. And I laid on the couch with my head on her lap when she was watching TV. I love Miss Christy, and she love me too.
Xena and Chia together: Me too! Me too!
Happy Thursday to everyone, and we’ll be seeing y’all soon!
Fritz: My Mom said I deserved it,,,
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I love your poem, but I am sorry you got bopped in the head. now, make sure when you get home that you get lots of lovin’ because of that terrible bump on the head. Play it out for all it is worth.
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Huh? Aunty Jen’s pigs aren’t here… Chia
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Im afraid Moms don’t cater to little piglets, Chia. 😂
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Fritz. From the Her department? I didn’t know the girls [Xena and Chia] had their own department.
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I don’t understand why we don’t get more food, since she’s home and can open the fridge… XOX Chia
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Lulu: “Oh dear, Fritz, I’m afraid you might be getting a sternly-worded letter from the HR department if you keep this up …”
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Oh Fritzie, you are such a cad. Mum was very excited that your mama is retired. She’s gonna love it and so will all of you guys! 💙 🩷
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I guess I’ll just have to wait until my Mom takes me back to their house I hope it’s soon! XOXOXOX Fritzie
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Fritz: Huh. I didn’t realize that. I just thought they were all being mean to me!
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It’ss not easy been a boy iss it Fritz? Hopefully THE Girlss will furget….they gotta…you too cute to stay upset with… **purrss**
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Your poem, in fact your whole visit, sounds like one big lesson in respect the ladies.
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I’m stayin’ away for a while and maybe they’ll forget what happened…XOXO Fritz the teenage schnauzer.
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Mee-yow Fritz you REELLY gotted innto trouble with THE Girlss. Reememburr less iss more with us girlss 😉
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
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HA! That was a funny poem! I enjoyed all of your thankfuls and tell your Mom that we enjoyed visiting the San Diego Zoo too. Thanks for joining Angel Brian’s Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!
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I always do, Miss Cecilia! XOX Xena, who is NOT Fritz’s girlfriend!
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BOL!!!
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We are sure Fritz has NOT gotten the message…but we intend to keep on sending it! XOX Xena and Chia
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Yes, he does Walter. Would you please come over and teach him? XOX Xena and Chia
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Fritz: Uh, high Juney *turns around and runs away*
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Right!!
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Fritz:I don’t understand why they don’t both love me..
Amy: Yes, I’ve stayed unbelievably busy right here at home!
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BOL BOL BOL that was a funny poem….
Sometimes we just have to call things as we see them
Hugs cecilia
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Tune in tomorrow for a continuation of this telenovela.
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We sure hope Fritz got the message…boys can be so dense sometimes!
Except for Daddies that is!
xoxo, Rosy & Sunny
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Fritz needs a lesson from a boy dog like me to learn how not to greet a girl dog. That’s a cute poem and congrats to your mom on her retirement.
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Juney here, and all I can say is Fritz, you come near me and it’s the claws of doom for you … however: mine Mommy says, good work all on your poemz stuff.
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WOW – that was an epically cute poem even if it involved some “private” stuff happening!! HAHA So happy that you are enjoying having your Mom home more now that she’s retired – I’m sure she is super happy about it too. Sounds like a whole lot of HAPPY at your house and there’s nothing BAD about that right??? Right!!!!!
Big Huggies, Teddy (and Mom Pam)
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Oh Oh, Fritz, you are not getting a good reputation with Xenz abd Chia…BOL! That poem said it all!!
Nice that Mom Amy is now retired…lots of pup time going to happen, right?! I am sure she’ll find lots to do that is not doggy related if its amything like here. (Petcretary is semi-retired…)
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