Xena: Look, Chia, I got another letter today!

Chia: Well quick, open it! *mumbles: why don’t I ever get any mail?*

Xena: I think Mommy was right when I got the first letter. This one’s from the same people. It says “multiple attempts” to reach you regarding the home warranty…secured by Tennessee VLY FCU.” They haven’t made multiple attempts; just two. And I’ve seen how our home is secured. It’s got a baement and cement and bricks and stuff like that to hold it in place. I think they’re just trying to get my treats.
Chia: Should we tell Mom? I heard her and Dad talking about paying a lot in repair costs already this year. Or…could “warranty” mean a warrant for your arrest?
Xena: No, if it was that, I think it would have been addressed to you. *almost falls on floor laughing*
If you missed Xena’s first “scam” mail, you can read it here.