Xena: Lucy and I decided to try to write something together, as co-authors. You know, like Stephen King and Dean Koontz. Yep, that’s us; I’ll be King and Lucy can have Koontzies, he, he, he.
Lucy: Xena, sometimes you just give me a headache.
Xena: Did you know Mommy went and paid to have her boobies squished? I try to do that for free for her every morning when I catch her laying on her back, but all she does is groan and turn over. Sheesh. I’ll try again tomorrow to see if she has suddenly decided she likes it. Just like she keeps putting coconut oil in my food bowl to see if I changed my mind about eating it. I bet her answer will be the same as mine.
Lucy: Maybe that’s why Mom rubbed the coconut oil all over you, since you won’t eat it.
Xena: Not that it did me any good with you licking it all off of me. I couldn’t get away from you, and the folks were laughing too hard to help me.
Lucy: I heard Mom say now you know what it feels like when you lick off all the lotion she puts on her hands or legs.
Xena: Yeah, well…I like my new kennel. It’s right by the back door window so I can look outside whenever I want. And you can’t bother me or take my stuff. It’s my safe place. 
Lucy: You mean so you can take my stuff! I could come in there if I wanted to…I just don’t want to. *harumph* And oh yeah, I almost forgot. You go brain-dead when you’re near that kennel.
Xena: Do not, Lucy the Koontzie!
Lucy: Do too! You were playing in your kennel when Dad got home the other night and you went crazy, jumping up and down with your pogo stick legs, and screaming for him to get you out. You forgot the door was open!
Xena: Well, I…
Lucy: Oh, oh, and what about last week when the kennel door was open and you were digging at the side to try to get Brownie Bear out? All you had to do was walk in and get him!
Xena: Hey, can anyone guess what’s all over my face? Clue: I just ate lunch.
It’s in my mouth, too, he, he. OK, here’s a better picture…
Did you guess white wall paper? If so, you’re wrong! Ha, ha, ha. Did you guess egg shell? Yes! Mommy got some farm-fresh eggs at the farmers market over the weekend. If you guessed right, you won an all-expense paid trip to…
Lucy: Xena! Stop! You can’t promise something that you can’t deliver!
Xena: I’m not delivering, silly Lucy with Koontzies. They have to go there themselves.
Lucy: This headache is getting worse. I’m going to put on my happy face, pretend I didn’t hear that, and sing everyone a song, just like you did, Xena *whispers* only better.
Is everyone ready? (Oh, I’m a bit nervous.) Here we go. All y’all can sing along if you want.
(Warning: turn down your sound)
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we’re not the fortunate ones
And girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you’re still number one
But girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just want to have
Some fun
When the working day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wantna have fun (girls and boys wanna have fun, girls wanna have)
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have
Some fun…
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 
Mom says not to encourage Xena. ~Lucy
I DON’T HAVE KINGSEYS! ~Xena
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Koontziess….mew mew mew….Oh Xena yur reelly heelareuss!
An Lucy of course you not have Koontziess!!! Butt Xena mite have Kingseyss!!! Mew mew mew….
You two sure act like Sisfurss!!
***nose kissesss*** Dharth Henry xXXx
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I feel your pain!
Your fur-iend,
Sam 🐾
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Oh, thank goodness. Sometimes my little sister can be such a brat. ~Lucy
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Nice co-authoring, you two. And no, we don’t think you have any Koontzies, Miss Lucy. 😉
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We do agree that we love our Mom and Dad, but not on who should get pet first and most! ~Lucy
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haha…some writers. I don’t think they can agree on anything. Sounds familiar.
Shoko
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Mommy says we are good companions for each other. ~Lucy and Xena
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What an excellent girl’s day adventure!
abby lab
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It’s great to have sisters, right, Auntie? ~Xena the King half (he, he)
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But Kissie, us girls just wanna have fun, right, girlie birdie? ~Lucy
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That’s ’cause us girls just wanna have fun, right, Granny? ~Xena
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Yep, that’s what the song says. 🙂 ~Lucy
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Mom said the same thing, te he. ~Lucy
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Ut oh, now our mom is singing that song! We think boys just wanna have fun too!
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You two need to put the dog psychiatrist on speed dial.
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That was fun, now I’ll be dancing around today and “Grumpy” (That’s what the grandchildren call min)will think I’m nuts. giggle
Happy Sunday
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Girls, it was fun reading your co-authored blog post. You are right, Girls just want to have fun! My Margret said to tell you thanks because now she has that song in her head! 😉
~ nose nudges Bessie Pup
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Hari OM
ooho ohhh yeeaahhhh girrrrll juusss wanana have ffuunnn….. *ahem*
oh, that was an entertaining conversation, LandX, and not dissimilar to many I shared with my sisters over the years! Hope you are having a peaceful Sunday. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
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