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Xena: Look! I got mail today!
It says, “To the Xena Sandy.” That’s me! I think I’ll take it inside to open it.
Chia: What’s that, Xe?
Xe: It’s my mail.
Xena: I can’t read it.
Chia: That’s cause it’s upside down.
Xena: I think I’m getting 199 treats.
Mom Amy: When my miniature schnauzer started getting urgent notices about her mortgage, I knew something was wrong. Apparently, Xena, owns our house now. She also received a “Final Notice” about her mortgage from a company that admits—in the fine print—that it isn’t affiliated with our credit union. Also, we no longer have a mortgage…
I took the notice to TVFCU (Tennessee Federal Credit Union) and gave it to them to scan and send out to all their clientelle. Not everyone has a Xena to tip them off.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 