Angel Riley: “Arrr, Lexi! How in the seven seas did we end up sailin’ the skies in a pirate ship, jabberin’ like a pair o’ salty sea dogs?”
Angel Lexi: “Arrr, Riley, ’tis a privilege and an honor! The Big Guy be countin’ on us to do it proper!”
Angel Lexi: “Arrr, ’tis time t’ bring this ship down out o’ the clouds and set her in the water! I know just the place! I used t’ sail there with me Mom on me pontoon boat. Take a sharp starboard turn and head fer the Tennessee River!”
Angel Riley: “Arrr, ye bossy little sea dog! Who died and made ye captain? Fine, fine—sharp starboard and off to the Tennessee River!”
“Well done, Ri-boy! Avast—look yonder! Me Mom and Dad be sailin’ their land ship across the bridge! Let loose yer mightiest bark, matey, so they know we’re here!”
Mom Amy: Jeff! Look, it’s Angel Lexi and Angel Riley driving a pirate boat and all dressed up like pirates!!
Dad Jeff: Uh Amy, how many margaritas did you drink at the restaurant?
“Arrr, mission accomplished, Ri-boy! Set a course fer home. Let’s see what the Big Guy has fer us next!”
Aye, aye, Lexi! Homeward we sail. But before the Big Guy hands us another mission… surely it be supper time by now?” 🏴☠️🐾❤️
Mom Amy: Goodbye, my sweet pups. And Riley, watch where you’re going in that pirate boat.
Dad Jeff: Yep, we’d better get home and get you to bed. *whispering* Way too many margarita’s.
Xena Schnauzer Warrior Princess with Lucy and Chia 